– the Genie’s slightly belated guide to the perfumes that defined 2013
I’m a bit surprised – to put it mildly – at just how quickly 2013 sped by, and such a year it was! A year of an unprecedented amount of releases, an unprecedented amount of hype and blather, and most of all, an unprecedented claim to olfactory epiphanies that were anything but.
To my own personal dismay, I wasn’t able to write or review nearly as much as I wanted to. This does nothing for my review backlog or my hugely guilty conscience, but I had a rather good explanation – 2013 was the year I became a published novelist, and naturally, that took priority. It also goes a long way towards explaining why October and November seemed to vanish in thin air. As a writer, I doubt I’ve ever worked harder in my life. This holds true even as 2014 begins, because ahead looms events like book launches and Getting The Word Out and dealing with other things that strike terror in my heart.
Yet 2013 was also a high water mark in other ways. Thanks to my fantabulous readers, I was able to purchase an upgraded computer, attend Pitti Fragranze (and what an experience that was!), and more than anything else feel the connection I have with my readers more than I ever have before.
And then, of course, there were the perfumes. One of the last perfume-related statistics I remember reading was this: as of the autumn of 2013, more than 1440 new perfumes were released. Which was more than the year before, and the year before, and the year… etc.
It’s getting to where I read about new brands being launched and I clutch my head in despair. With so many brands competing for shelf space, customers and their own slice of the ever-expanding perfume slice of the beauty industry, inevitably, corners are cut and shortcuts taken, and we end up with what I saw and sniffed at Pitti Fragranze – Eau de High-End Niche, which smells expensive (and all too often is), recycles themes from other, more daring/creative/inspired perfume houses and is in its own aspirational marketing way just as generic and soulless (if far more prohibitively priced) as any ‘mainstream’ brand.
For 2013, which was a year I’m not likely to forget any time soon, I’ve decided to do things a little differently than before. I sniffed more things in 2013 than at any other time in my life, so my own personal favorites in the year gone by will be in part 2 of my Best Of list. Meanwhile, you want to know what really rocked my planet in 2013…
Best Correspondence Between Brand and Perfume:
Donato Style – Glam Monster (Donato Crowley/Kedra Hart of Opus Oils)
Donato Crowley, the LA-based stylist, photographer, artist and all-round Renaissance man, really knocked my socks off with Glam Monster, a glorious, sultry, super-unisexy take on all the very best parts of California and all the naughty bits, too. If ever a perfume somehow managed to wrap up an entire artistic statement in a bottle, it’s this one. My sample is all gone. That bottle can’t be far behind. I need glamour, too.
Best Novella In A Bottle:
Amouage – Opus VII (Christopher Chong/Alberto Morillas/Pierre Negrin)
In the Just Kill Me Now department, Opus VII wins by default by a) showing just how wrong even a perfume writer can parse/interpret ingredients and b) then humiliating herself in full public view by publishing the first review of it. I said iris. Opus VII contains no such thing. What it does contain is a swirling, whirling, spectacularly moody heart of Gothic darkness I haven’t had enough of yet, and I doubt I ever will. This is Edgar Allan Poe, bottled.
And speaking of iris, only this time, it’s very much there…
Best Iris of 2013:
DSH Perfumes – Iridum (Dawn Spencer Hurwitz)
Iris perfumes – a definite love of mine since I first fell hard for Chanel no. 19 – tend to run towards the chilly end of the olfactory spectrum. Not so Iridum, which is a feisty, spicy, incense-laden iris revelation that was love at first sniff and holds its own next to that greatest of all irises – Iris Silver Mist. For a dedicated iris lover, that says everything.
Best Unexpected Hit:
Chanel – Les Exclusifs Chanel 1932 (Jacques Polge)
Having only ever tried 28 La Pausa from Chanel’s Les Exclusifs collection at the time, I was not quite prepared for how much I liked this twinkling, sparkling little marvel of aldehydes, iris, jasmine and all things grand and glorious. It is always classy, never inappropriate (I’ve worn it to job interviews), and perfectly epitomizes the very best of Chanel in all the very best of ways. Unlike 28 La Pausa, it also lasts.
Best “Slay ‘em, baby” perfume:
Opus Oils – Babylon Noir (Kedra Hart)
I’ll be the first to admit it – I’m biased. Babylon Noir was originally created by Kedra Hart for the Devilscent Project, but it launched to the general public on Valentine’s Day last year, and likely has been slaying scores of hearts and swollen heads ever since. I know for a fact that my bottle is often loaned to Ms. Hare for nefarious purposes with a 100% success rate, because that’s what best friends do – support each others’ nefarious purposes…
Best New Brands I discovered at Pitti Fragranze:
This was a hard decision, since I sniffed many, many things from many, many brands (don’t get me started on those bags of Pitti samples I haven’t dared touch yet) in Florence, but two dedicated perfume brands in particular stood out from the rest: Bruno Acampora and Parfums de Marly. I’ve worn several of Bruno Acampora’s oils (Iranzol was an instant love) and even a lethal dose of Parfums de Marly’s Herod over the course of this past autumn, and although I haven’t had enough time to do them the verbal justice they certainly deserve, they have taken my breath away.
Best Applied Epiphany:
Tauer Perfumes’ Noontide Petals (Andy Tauer)
One of my favorite moments at Pitti Fragranze was finally being able to say hello to Andy Tauer – and sniff ALL the Tauers, which I never had before. Andy will be another expensive person to know. I was also very curious to try Noontide Petals, which was getting a lot of press at the time. So after politely enquiring whether I was sure – Tauers are known for having the perfume half life of plutonium – Andy then proceeded to sweep me off my feet with Noontide Petals by spraying my arm. My nose was glued to my wrist the rest of the evening. It really IS… all that in a blinding burst of sunshine.
Best Perfume Reformulations:
vero profumo’s Voiles de Parfum (Vero Kern) & Neela Vermeire Creations Mohur Extrait (Neela Vermeire/Bertrand Duchaufour)
Interesting things happen when a perfume concentration is amped up. Facets only partly apparent in an eau de parfum can take on whole new multiverses of context and significance. Nowhere was this more evident that in vero profumo’s Voiles de Parfums line of Rubj, Kiki, Onda and Mito, because Vero Kern does not simply add more jus – she redefines and reconstructs her own work to breathtaking effect – as she did. Likewise, Mohur, Neela Vermeire’s no less beautiful perfume was redefined in extrait, and an already bone-chilling glorious creation was painted new in ever richer and more opulent hues. I thought it would be impossible to improve on the peerless Mohur. I was dead wrong.
Speaking of dead wrong…
Worst Perfume Idea, Ever:
O’Driu’s Peety (Angelo Pregoni)
Call me old-fashioned, call me a prude, call me whatever you like. Sometimes, I can admire the concept behind a perfume even if I can’t wear it. Sometimes, I love the perfume and ignore the concept completely. So let me just state that I truly admire the degree of chutzpah/audacity behind Angelo Pregoni of O’Driu’s Peety. It appeals no end to my inner post-punk iconoclast. That’s the idea. The reality of Peety, however, is just about the vilest thing I sniffed this year, mainstream launches included. Your mileage may vary. But this one turned me chartreuse in the worst way, and not just because it was sprayed upon a feather.
From The Bad Idea Department:
One word – oud. Enough of the oud already. Yes, it is a marvel of a raw material. Yes, incredible, astonishing perfumes contain oud. Yes, it has many facets and aspects that can all be shown in many revelatory ways. But dear Creative Directors and perfumers – who are you kidding here? Real oud is now a very rare commodity. Apparently, so is creativity. Which I frankly find hard to believe considering the number of new launches in 2013. Wait a minute…
How To Kill A Storied Fragrant Heritage, Part One:
How to Kill A Storied Fragrant Heritage, Part Two:
Yves Saint Laurent. Belle de Opium. Manifesto. I rest my case, because once upon a fabled time, a fashion genius truly cared about his perfumes. Alas, they no longer do at either Dior or YSL.
Worst Aspirational Marketing:
I suppose it’s one thing to flat-out declare your indifference to 99% of Planet Perfume and set your price point accordingly. But since I suspect that 99% of perfume aficionados buy way more niche/indie perfume than the one percent (I could be wrong), I think Roja Dove is doing us 99% a serious disservice by creating something so flawless as Diaghilev in extrait and then pricing it in the exosphere of attainability, splits or no. If that marketing tactic doesn’t prove that life isn’t fair, I don’t know what does.
Best Witnessed Out-of-Body Moments:
I have a friend – tall, good-looking, young, green-eyed, a Scorpio (which figures), who recently stated he was in need of an image upgrade which also necessitated… perfume. His former staple Fleur du Male notwithstanding. So one evening chez Genie, I sat him down with some of the stellar contents of the Red Ikea Cabinet of Doom. And then, I experienced something most passing strange. He sniffed a perfume (Olympic Orchids’ Dev no. 2) and jumped off the floor in a flash. “Holy “#!”§€%!?. What IS that? That should be… illegal!!!” His doom was sealed with Amouage’s Fate Man. He’ll never touch anything mainstream again. Mission accomplished.
Most Extravagant Habit of 2013:
By this time, to my own surprise not least, I have acquired a LOT of perfumes. So it follows that I should use them in whatever ways I can. Mostly, I simply wear them, but in the past year, whether testing for review or simply my own decadent pleasure, I’ve taken to spray my bedding, my Tibetan prayer flag, my carpet and sometimes, the radiator of my living room. This was how I discovered that Janice Divacat is a definite Amouage fangal, whereas Hairy Krishna prefers Serge Lutens.
Greatest Vicarious Pleasure:
A friend I made in Florence took me to an English apothecary in a Centro Storico side street that also sold Frédéric Malle’s Editions de Parfums and Serge Lutens’ export line. I thought she deserved the very best and introduced her to Carnal Flower. She floated, she told me later, the rest of the afternoon on a cloud of tuberose bliss. I was so proud of her. And when I can, I’ll buy it for her in every incarnation. Because that much bliss to follow is so worth it.
Best Vicarious Pleasure, Part Two:
Furthering pleasure to a dear friend and fellow blogger, Caro of Té des Violetas, by sending her a decant of Fate Woman when Argentine customs impounded her own press sample. This made me happier than I can say, and Argentine customs be damned!
Best Fragrant Export Ever:
The ‘Mysore’/Santalum Album sandalwood plantations of Australia. This is the sort of thing that gives me hope for humankind – that we will never be without this most beautiful of perfumery materials. So long as we have sandalwood, we can endure anything. And now, we will!
Best WTF moment:
Kinski by e-scentric molecules (Geza Schoen)
My sister and I have vastly differing tastes in perfume. For one, she can wear no. 5 and I can’t at all, for another, she used to exude radioactive clouds of patchouli bombs and Obsession for Men. But when she bought Kinski to celebrate her own publication as an author, we both flipped over it. Impossibly louche, impossibly wrong, improbably sexy and possibly the greatest thing two 21st-century thoroughly twisted Sisters Brontë of dark, depraved literature could ever agree upon.
You have been so patient, dear readers, so forbearing. Thank you. You have read through my wrap-up of 2013 blather and are dying to know what skyrocketed to my very top in the past year.
Just as it happened last year, I couldn’t decide between three perfumes I had already reviewed (my criterion for making the list), so I could either roast over a slow fire as I decided which one would win or I could just wimp out and award the Genie’s Best Of 2013 awards equally to all three. They are equally great, equally grand, equally the stratospheric best that perfumery can offer. So without further ado…
Best of 2013, Part One:
Envoyage Perfumes – Zelda. (Shelley Waddington)
Are you familiar with experiencing an artform – a movie, a book, a painting, a perfume – and you have that immediate rush of recognition and revelation? Not only is it good, not only is it something your intellect can appreciate, but your emotions chime in, your heart begins to flutter, and you get it in your bone marrow? You feel it, you think about it, dream about it, want to bathe in a vat of it. It won’t let you go. One of those out-of-body moments – they don’t happen often any more – for me this past year was Envoyage Perfumes’ Zelda. If there is a Heaven, they’ll have Zelda the perfume there too (the firebrand by that same name is already there), because it makes the angels (and yours truly) sing.
Best of 2013, Part Two:
Neela Vermeire Creations – Ashoka (Neela Vermeire/Bertrand Duchaufour)
I am privileged to live in a world that has such dedicated perfume lovers such as Neela Vermeire in it. For her fourth launch, she took her time and no shortcuts at all when she created Ashoka with Bertrand Duchaufour. It is a) one of the most evocative, numinous perfumes I’ve ever sniffed b) has one of the most unusual developments I’ve ever come across and c) is arguably the greatest figgy, floral, leathery enlightenment in eau de parfum ever made. Yes, I said that.
Best of 2013, Part Three:
Amouage – Fate Woman (Christopher Chong/Dorothée Piot)
On the day Fate Woman (and Man) arrived, I remember my surprise. Amouage, who delivers epiphanies, decadent olfactory symphonies and full-blown Wagnerian oeuvres, had gone… did I dare think such a heretical thought? – a tad… mainstream? Well,
almost/not quite/not exactly, but this is still very much an Amouage and very much an Oriental with no compromises or shortcuts of any kind. If this is the last chapter of the first epos Christopher Chong has to tell, I can’t wait to see what he’ll put into Volume 2. But the biggest surprise was this: Everyone in my immediate vicinity – and I do mean everyone: Ms. Hare, my sister, my daughter, lovers and friends, complete strangers on the street, a makeup artist in Copenhagen on the day of my photo shoot – everyone loved it instantly without question or quarter. This has never happened before. So I gave small decants to them all from my press sample, and now have to hide the rest of it away in a secret location, or else it will be abducted/stolen by Ms. Hare and I’ll never, ever see it again. But one thing I came to discover for myself – the most incredible things have happened when I wore it. Such is Fate…
Best Perfumer of 2013:
Envoyage Perfumes – Shelley Waddington
Here lies a dilemma – one of my top three favorites was nominated Perfumer of the Year last year, so my apologies, M. Duchaufour. Ms. Piot – I suspect you have marvels and wonders ahead of you. If Fate Woman is any indication, you’ll very soon be exuding greatness of your own.
My nominee for Perfumer of 2013 goes to…Shelley Waddington, for creating Zelda and then, having the hugely flattering idea to send it to me to review. I sniffed it with an open mind and some expectations – I know she’s an exceptionally talented indie perfumer – but Zelda sideswiped me, stole my heart and never gave it back!
Stay tuned for Part Two, which was all I wore and (also) loved…
26 thoughts on “The Very Best of 2013 – Part One”
Rest assured that sending that Amouage sample was one of your noblest deeds in 2013, dear.
I’m so glad you were able to make it to Pitti. Isn’t it beyond exciting?
Here’s to a bright, wonderful 2014!
Terrifying story. Genies do what do genies do. Terrifying story with a great ending.
As all the very best of stories should be! 🙂
Caro – it felt wonderful! Pitti was indeed very exciting in certain locations, but it had some serious competition from Florence 😉 Here’s to all the marvels ahead!
What lovely set of recollections from the year just past!
I especially like those vicarious moments of pleasure… the best kind.
The Perfumed Dandy
Darling Dandy – thank you for that! Sometimes, living a little vicariously can be its own reward, don’t you think?
Get you! You are doing a Part 2 list! CaFleureBon also did a best of list and then a best of the best of list. Days of reading, daze! But all very interesting as few fumes made it across all 27 lists. Now, do I go backwards to try the best of the best of the perfume writers or move forward. I say, as many people have said before me; Never Look Back.
Published Novelist – awesome! Genii can do everything and anything.
Yes, I’ve had to split up my Best Of lists in three parts, actually. Although this year, I think I’ll settle for two. Well, once Part Two is out of the way, all I’ll have to do is look forward – and I shall! Thank you, Jordan.
I could not agree more with you selections of Zelda, Ashoka and Fate Woman! I would choose exactly the same 3!
Birds of a feather…or should that be – great minds think alike? 😉
LOVED reading this!!
Glam Monster and Zelda were 2 of my favorites this year, beautiful fragrances.
Thank you, Tami! They were – and are! – very much…beautiful! So beautiful, they made my list. Because beauty always wins…;)
WOW! You do it right.
Now, I’m worried Portia – there’s a WRONG way to do these things? :O
Ha Ha ha! Um, probably not but yours felt so perfect.
Thank you, lovely!
My goal for 2014 is to get my grubby paws on some of that there Mohur extrait 🙂
Lovely post, my favorite genie!
Cymbaline, I believe it will be launched later this year – and when it is, then yes, indeed, you must! Thank you for your comment! 🙂
Congratulations on the publication of your book, and a happy, fragrant, successful, and productive new year!
Thank you Ellen! I wish you nothing less than a year at least that spectacular!
congratulations lovey on your fantastic book, this is indeed a milestone. Fab post and I have yet t try Zelda (gasp!!!!)
Bless you, lovely and thank you! A milestone indeed – and hopefully, nowhere near the last of its kind. As for Zelda… you. Simply. Must. Try. It. Knowing something of your fragrant sensibilities, I dare say you’l be as bowled over as the rest of us!
I feel a bit late to this party… but thank yo so very much, Sheila, for this incredible honor! To be on your list of Best Perfumes of 2013 and for an Iris – is just well, astonishingly wonderful. Thank you for all of the beauty, wit and creativity that you put into the world this year and every year. You are blessing to our community and to the world. ❤ AND, congratulations again on the publication of your book! Look out 2014: it's going to be fabulous. oxox
Dawn – it was a privilege and a pleasure for me, too! Thank you so much for your kind words – and I do believe that fabulous will be THE buzzword for 2014 – and I’m also thrilled that you will be a big part of that, too! xoxo